The real magic of Christmas is how quickly money vanishes from my wallet.

To all of my family and the friends I have made, Those who left for awhile and those who have stayed, Merry Christmas with hugs and kisses.

ha ha ha Christmas is coming and there's nothing you can do about it.

May the New Year find your home filled with joy, your heart filled with love, and your life filled with laughter.

May the miracle of Christmas fill your heart with warmth and love. Christmas is the time of giving and sharing. It is the time of loving and forgiving.

I have just been kidnapped by a fat dude in a red suit, shoved in a bag and taken to the north pole and wrapped up. Who put me on their Christmas list?

I know it's only September but there are less than 100 shopping days left til Christmas

Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. it's only fair since you're getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also.

A boy writes to Santa asking for a brother and receives a reply back from Santa send me your mother

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone. Keep the Christ in Christmas, and share the love, peace and forgiveness