Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia

Love is the same as like except you feel sexier

Lust is what keeps you wanting to do it even when you have no desire to be with each other. Love is what makes you want to be with each other even when you have no desire to do it

One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again

I could be such a wonderful wife to another wife’s husband

When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope he's dead

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned