Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure

My favorite animal is steak

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult

If you're going to America, bring your own food

If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded as American culture, you would pretty much be left with 'Let's Make a Deal

When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough