It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week

Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame

Facts are stubborn things but statistics are more pliable

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder