I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it

If a man is happy in America, it is considered he is doing something wrong

The fact that there is a general belief in a future life is no evidence of its truth

I do not believe in God because I do not believe in Mother Goose

At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can't