Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack

I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can Larry Holmes enjoy fighting one of his friends

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big