The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors

I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something

It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream afraid of waking that never takes the chance. It is the one who won't be taken who cannot seem to give. And the soul afraid of dying that never learns to live

Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, "I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?