How can I be sure I've succeeded, if I can't remember what I was trying to do

My biggest problem is what to do about all the things I can't do anything about

With all deference to Chairman Mao and other authors whose quotations derive from longer works, it seemed that I was becoming the world's first writer of self-contained ready-made quotations

All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power

Life is not a problem - Life is the closest God has yet come to a solution

Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction

Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules

Be kind to unkind people - they need it the most

Good ideas are common - what's uncommon are people who'll work hard enough to bring them about

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy