Woman is the salvation or the destruction of the family. She carries its destiny in the folds of her mantle

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house

Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel

Does being a feminist mean that I believe that I'm as good as any man? Yes

A little girl without a doll is almost as unfortunate and quite as impossible as a woman without children

I like men who have a future and women who have a past

It is impossible for any woman to love her children twenty-four hours a day

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking

If a man is pictured chopping off a woman's breast, it only gets a R rating, but if, God forbid, a man is pictured kissing a woman's breast, it gets an X rating. Why is violence more acceptable than tenderness

There's a little bit of hooker in every woman. A little bit of hooker and a little bit of God