In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that He did not also limit his stupidity

A coxcomb is ugly all over with the effectation of a fine gentleman

A coxcomb is one whom simpletons believe to be a man of merit

Stupidity is the deliberate cultivation of ignorance

Some women do a lot of stupid things for men for their love. Men don't really love them though, they just love what they get from them.

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

As crazy as hauling timber into the woods

We're in a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyones arguing over where they're going to sit

America is not an elephant. For one thing, elephants never forget, whereas Americans don't really know much to begin with. Ninety per cent of them can't pick out their hometown on an unmarked map. We're bigger than they are and we're on top. If we were in prison, they'd be our bitch.