Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings

When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something

I don't know any other way to lead but by example

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now

Golf is a good walk spoiled

The danger of parachuting young enthusiastic scientists into a flower bed of selected data and fully bloomed conceptions should be underestimated

So the Patriots won the Super Bowl? Yep, that'll change the course of western civilization forever