I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators

An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice once before swinging, and once again after swinging

I find golf very relaxing.it's a way to get away from work and get outside. It's a lot of fun, and once you get going it's almost kind of addictive

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf

Golf is not a fair game, so why build a course fair?

One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball

One of the most fascinating things about golf is how it reflects the cycle of life. No matter what you shoot, the next day you have to go back to the first tee and begin all over again and make yourself into something

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing

No other game combines the wonder of nature with the discipline of sport in such carefully planned ways. A great golf course both frees and challenges a golfer's mind

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad