He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: It fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward

Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question, yes is the answer

My girlfriend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine

Whenever women cat fight, men think it's going to turn to sex.

Sex is. There is nothing more to be done about it. Sex builds no roads, writes no novels and sex certainly gives no meaning to anything in life but itself

Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.

I'm suggesting we call sex something else, and it should include everything from kissing to sitting close together

The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy