Sure boys masturbate more than girls. Girls don’t have as big a temptation

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing

What all your sex desire is Sovereignty

Sex and obscenity are not synonymous. Obscene material is material which deals with sex in a manner appealing to prurient interest.

Sex in the morning. Which is the best time to have it. As long as you've cleaned your teeth beforehand

Sex in a woman's world has the same currency a penny has in a man's. Every penny saved is a penny earned in one world and in the next every sexual adventure is a literary experience

I remember the 'Checkered Demon'. He's this little devil with this three-foot dong that just porks everybody. And that wa s my idea of what sex was about. And I was, "Oh, wow! I can't wait

People equate sexy with promiscuous. They think that because I'm shaped this way, I must be scandalous - like running around and bringing men into my hotel room. But it's just the opposite.

Make love to every woman you meet; if you get five per cent of your outlay it's a good investment

The mammary fixation is the most infantile and the most American, of the sex fetishes