Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society

Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it

The thing about sex is no matter how much you crave it, you can forget it

The magic of sex is it’s acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how many women you take home, there’s no storage problem

I could never make up my mind to get married so my penis decided for me

For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose . . . watching the greatest sunset. Hearing children laugh

When sex is good there’s nothing better, when it’s bad it’s not bad

The real problem with men- they can only think six inches into the future. The real problem with women- they have only half a foot in the present, and the other half in mind for the future

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man

It never dawned on me to be born I just awoke to the fact one day. My first orgasm was a similar experience