Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love

n every power, of which taste is the foundation, excellence is pretty fairly divided among the sexes

I believe that those who promote discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation or any other grounds are gravely mistaken about the values that make our nation strong. I will continue to move my administration in the direction of compassion, accept

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you

At 60 the sexual preoccupation, when it hits you, seems sometimes sharper, as if it were an elderly malady, like gout

Eve in the garden gives Adam a hard on And no one will pardon the snake Look who invents him and later torments him Then makes us repent our mistakes

It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them