Fashion is as profound and critical a part of the social life of man as sex, and is made up of the same ambivalent mixture of irresistible urges and inevitable taboos

As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex

When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you haveWhen you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health. If everything is simply jake, then you're frightened of death money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health. If everything is simply jake, then you're frightened of death

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table

Love between man and man is impossible because there must not be sexual intercourse and friendship between man and woman is impossible beacuse there must be sexual intercourse

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies

I drink no more than a sponge

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again