A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.

Sex is more than an act of pleasure, its' the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it's almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can’t take it. And at this moment you're a part of them

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got

Sexual love is the most stupendous fact of the universe, and the most magical mystery our poor blind senses know

The main problem in marriage is that for a man sex is a hunger like eating. If the man is hungry and can’t get to a fancy French restaurant, he goes to a hot dog stand. For a woman, what is important is love and romance

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw

Everybody loves you when they are about to cum

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex