When a person has sex, they're not just having it with that partner, they're having it with everybody that partner has had it with for the past ten years

Women who love women are Lesbians. Men, because they can only think of women in sexual terms, define Lesbian as sex between women

It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger

Make love when you can. It's good for you

Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.

He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . .The other eight are unimportant

Masturbation the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease in the twentieth, it's a cure