Facebook Jokes Quotes And Sayings

Facebook jokes can make the world a better place by adding humor to every day life. Many people visit this social media site every day, and the jokes posted by others can brighten even the worst day and give hope to the darkest moments in life. Add a funny joke and touch others in a positive way.

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That awkward moment when you say goodbye to someone and you end up walking in the same direction.

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Do you know why a previous relationship is called EX? It's not the term for the past. EX is short for EXpired.

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It's raining, It's pouring. Facebook is boring. I'm bored to death, I'm going to bed, hopefully we'll meet in the morning!

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Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

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Math questions are so stupid! They're like "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do I have?" Oh I dunno, a drinking problem maybe?

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Women are like boats: they require constant maintenance and attention, and they cost a lot of money. Men are like buses: another one will eventually come along.

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thinks that facebook should change the status question from "what's on your mind?" to "what's your problem today?"

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Next time someone presses the elevator button you've already pressed, act totally impressed and tell them they did it waaaay better than you.

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I'm the kind of person who bumps into inanimate objects, says, Oops, I'm sorry. And doesn't stop to ask himself why he's talking to a wall.

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My friend has just updated his status saying. Is balancing on the edge of a cliff So i poked him.

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