I promised my friends that I wouldn't date bad girls anymore.
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I promised my friends that I wouldn't date bad girls anymore.
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
Men are like parking spaces; The good ones are taken, and the only ones left are handicapped.
They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who's in a hurry?
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It's not fair that some men should be happier than others.
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.