Death and taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Death, so called, is a thing which makes men weep: and yet a third of Life is passed in sleep

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you

Death is no more than passing from one room into another. But there's a difference for me, you know. Because in that other room I shall be able to see

Death is one moment, and life is so many of them

Who knows what death is? Maybe life is nothing more than a beam of light passing slowly over our changing faces

Because I could not stop for death, He kindly stopped for me; The carriage held but just ourselves and immortality

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty

Do not seek death. Death will find you. But seek the road which makes death a fulfillment