Comedy Quotes And Sayings

Comedy can be the perfect remedy for sadness or depression, and laughter has been proven to improve health and relieve stress. No matter how down you may feel comedy can help you see the humorous side of life and lift your spirits considerably. There are many types of comedy and each person will have their own preferences, but humor in any form is what makes life bearable and enriches the human spirit.

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Comedy is an escape, not from truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith

Quotes By : Christopher Fry | Added By: rumapaul

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Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind

Quotes By : Gilbert Seldes | Added By: rumapaul

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My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law

Quotes By : Jerry Seinfeld | Added By: rumapaul

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Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke

Quotes By : Steve Martin | Added By: rumapaul

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Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue

Quotes By : Woody Allen | Added By: rumapaul

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I was watching Ashlee Simpson on Jay's show last night... She was really singing, and I was saying, 'Bring back the lip synch.' ...And it struck me that Ashlee Simpson is a lot like George Bush-because she wouldn't even really be in the big leagues if it wasn't for family connections, and she's in way over her head. And she doesn't know what to do. And she blamed her band

Quotes By : Bill Maher | Added By: rumapaul

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Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious

Quotes By : Peter Ustinov | Added By: rumapaul

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NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has shown that half of American high schools agree that newspapers should only be able to publish government-approved material. Almost one out of five said people should not be allowed to voice unpopular opinions..This is the first generation after September 11th, who discovered news during a 'watch what you say' administration...George W. Bush once asked, 'is our children learning.' No, they isn't. A better question would be, 'is our teacher's teaching

Quotes By : Bill Maher | Added By: rumapaul

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Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith." Thank God I'm strapped in right now here man. I think God put you here to test my faith, Dude. You believe that? "Uh huh." Does that trouble anyone here? The idea that God.. might be...fuckin' with our heads? I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge. Some prankster God running around: "Hu hu ho. We will see who believes in me now, ha HA

Quotes By : Bill Hicks | Added By: rumapaul

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You ever walk behind someone walking so slow slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? '...You better move it along, huh. My walker has wheels for a reason." You ever walk next to that stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you? '...Get the fuck away from me... what are we--on a date here? I don't even know you.' Sometimes I find myself being a weirdo... you ever been walking next to some stranger and for no reason at all you decide that if you beat them to the corner, you'll be a millionaire? They're like, 'whatever'. HAHA! I get to press the walk button for you! ... You think those walk buttons do anything? I think some guy at the government was like, 'What can we give the morons to press? How bout a button!?' You always press 'em, you're like, '...maybe I didn't press it hard enough...' Then someone will come up and be like, 'Did you press it?' --'Yeah, I pressed it.' They're like, 'Why don't you press it again?'--'You're like, 'Yeah I'll press it again.' Then at that point it changes and you're like, 'I did that. I changed the traffic in the city... I have a lot of power.' You ever been walking right toward somebody though, and then you walk to the right, and then they walk to the right, then you walk left, they walk left? You know how there's like that awkward moment? ...Just lean forward and kiss 'em. '....looked like you wanted it from my angle.' Then when they're walking away just hit 'em on the ass. (Pshhh) 'You'll be back! You'll be back for some of that loving

Quotes By : Jim Gaffigan | Added By: rumapaul

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