Success, instead of giving freedom of choice, becomes a way of life. There's no country I've been to where people, when you come into a room and sit down with them, so often ask you, What do you do? And, being American, many's the time I've almost

The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill

God is the perfect poet

When, exactly, did the American justice system become a competitive team sport?

We have to face it in America today the way to have fun and celebrate is to break a store window and take something. That's the way it is, today in America, and we have to accept it

The American people are too well schooled in the duty and practice of submitting to the will of the majority to permit any serious uneasiness on that account

There is a limbo of the lost through which American males of a certain age and status almost inevitably must pass these days

The great social adventure of America is no longer the conquest of the wilderness but the absorption of fifty different peoples

I particularly like your American ones, where the hero is invariably amorous, alcoholic and practically indestructible

America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks