Washington is full of famous men, and women they married when they were young

[It] will never be mistaken for a high school gymnasium or a meeting room in a Midwestern motel

In the time of this grave national danger, when all excess income should go to win the war, no American citizen ought to have a net income, after he has paid his taxes, of more than $25,000 a year

I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens

What a blessing this smoking is! Perhaps the greatest that we owe to the discovery of America

The American public tunes in every night hoping to see two people screwing. Obviously, we can't give them that but let's always keep it in mind

I Like this quote I dislike this quote The USA is so enormous, and so numerous are its schools, colleges and religious seminaries, many devoted to special religious beliefs ranging from the unorthodox to the dotty, that we can hardly wonder at its yielding a more bounteous harvest of gobb

The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth

The Republicans may be better off without an agenda. They don't scare people

It does sound odd if by America [he] means 3,000 miles of superhighways, greasy spoons, HoJos, Ramada Inns and the thrill of arriving at sunset only to see the citizens evacuate downtown America and lock their doors for the night