Don't talk to me about Valentine's Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here

I used to have a sign over my computer that read OLD DOGS CAN LEARN NEW TRICKS, but lately I sometimes ask myself how many more new tricks I want to learn. Wouldn't it be easier just to be outdated?

Bodily decay is gloomy in prospect, but of all human contemplations the most abhorrent is body without mind.

For him in vain the envious seasons roll, Who bears eternal summer in his soul.

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer.

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you

Old age is no place for sissies

Will you still need me,will you still feed me When I'm sixty four?

Men become old, but they never become good